Does Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater bug anyone? It really bugs me and I can't bring myself to teach it to my kids.
I mean, COME ON, Mrs. Pumpkin Eater. You're telling me that you can't escape a pumpkin and go find a better life? I highly doubt that life inside a nasty pumpkin is "very well." Screw Peter and his barbaric ways, I'm sure some dwarfs would take you in, or you could call your gal pal Cinderella and go live in her castle. Just don't call the old lady, her shoe is full.