6 year old: "I am learning how to fight."
Me: "Really? Tell me about it." (Thinking I'm not going to like this...)
6 year old: "Well my dad is teaching me. He is sending me to karate."
Me: "Oh! Karate! You can learn a lot of good things there."
6 year old: "Yeah, I learned all about God. There was this girl and she ate an apple and she died."
Me: "Huh. You learned this at karate? (Moving on...) Was her name Eve?"
6 year old: "Yes! Eve. The Chinese people told me and they know a lot about God."